Hanniver Natters

Just wanted to let y’all know that Häagen-Daz makes little individual servings of Sea Salt...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:43:12 -0500

Just wanted to let y’all know that Häagen-Daz makes little individual servings of Sea Salt Caramel Gelato and you should put some in your face hole. The main face hole, not any of the ones that conventionally come in pairs.

tempusfidget: lazycookies: rubs eyes remembers i’m wearing eye makeup scREAMS Screaming...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:03:23 -0500

tempusfidget:

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

Screaming should activate makeup replacement. There would be a bright light and your old makeup would burn away, revealing your newly made up face underneath.

tempusfidget for president.

Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad: This Is Not Fucking Harmless

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:13:31 -0500

Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad: This Is Not Fucking Harmless:

gailsimone:

caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last,…

Good God, what an asshole.

We have achieved maximum douchiness. Congratulations, humanity.

Jesus wept.

Watching Hannibal. Feeling peckish. Get some cheese and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:16:02 -0500

Watching Hannibal. Feeling peckish. Get some cheese and crackers. Become concerned.

THE TREASONOUS FIVE: Vote Them Out

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:38:20 -0500

votethemout2014:

During a meeting January 20, 2009, the night of Barack Obama’s first inauguration, Representatives Eric Cantor of Virginia, Kevin McCarthy of California, Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, Pete Sessions of Texas and Jeb Hensarling of Texas pledged to sabotage and undermine the US economy during President Obama’s term. During President Obama’s first term, they kept to their pledge and voted No on every single Bill that came to the floor. Including a No vote on increasing FEMA during natural disasters in the first term and a No vote for sandy relief in President Obama’s second term.

These representatives didn’t just set out to make President Obama look bad. They planned, pledged and actively worked against the best interests of The United States of America and the American citizens. What they’ve done and continue to do is not only treason, it is bordering on anti-American terrorism.

Protect America. In the 2014 election, vote them out.

thecorsetauthority: lizamezzo: Corsetry by Wyte Phantom. I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:26:54 -0500

thecorsetauthority:

lizamezzo:

Corsetry by Wyte Phantom.

I think ive just died.
~Arianna

I need a cigarette.

gameofjoss: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dopplegangland” In honor...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:13:39 -0500

gameofjoss:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dopplegangland”

In honor of our 69 followers :)

Aw yissss.

Sam is the best. Where’s the Fuck Yeah Samantha Bee blog?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:43:50 -0500

Sam is the best. Where’s the Fuck Yeah Samantha Bee blog?

feministdisney: oliviawhen: What if sleeping beauty became a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:03:41 -0500

feministdisney:

oliviawhen:

What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead?

A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].

the graphic alone is pretty arresting!

There’s something pleasingly overwritten about the dialogue in Hannibal. Theatrical. Not quite...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:14:19 -0500

There’s something pleasingly overwritten about the dialogue in Hannibal. Theatrical. Not quite to Deadwood levels, but in the same (…heh) vein.

Governor Rick Scott on whether paid sick leave is a good idea:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:32:53 -0500

think-progress:

Florida’s governor just signed a bill BANNING paid sick leave.

gameofjoss: Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” <3 x 10,000,000

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:29:01 -0500

gameofjoss:

Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

<3 x 10,000,000

State Department expected to announce the appointment of Washington lawyer Cliff Sloan to oversee the closure of the controversial Guantanamo detention camp

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:09:46 -0500

State Department expected to announce the appointment of Washington lawyer Cliff Sloan to oversee the closure of the controversial Guantanamo detention camp

tempusfidget: ceciliama: Devil’s Food Donuts on @weheartit.com...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:09:19 -0500

tempusfidget:

ceciliama:

Devil’s Food Donuts on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/18PPqTc

I just… so yum.

Could y’all please tag your porn?

aureole-serafina: smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles: cadantineca...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:03:15 -0500

aureole-serafina:

smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles:

cadantinecasualty:

pilgrimkitty:

awesomephilia:

what the fuck (via)

THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

No but that’s illegal.

That is actually illegal.

What the hell.

Hello friends, this is a violation of sections 959.06A and 959.131B of the Ohio state law. The former is a fourth-degree misdemeanor. The latter is a first-degree misdemeanor on the first offense and fifth-degree felony for each subsequent offense. This man shot a litter of kittens, not a single animal as the law is worded, so a case could be made for felony (or four). Either way, this is a crime. There is also the federal Animal Welfare Act which I’m not even going to get into.

According to the AVMA’s annual euthanasia panel, shooting an animal is only considered humane in emergency situations, as in if the animal presents immediate danger or is in too much pain to be moved. It also notes that the euthanasia must take place in a remote location. These kittens were healthy, in no pain, posing no threat to anybody, and were in the immediate vicinity of children.

And, this article has it wrong: Accorti is a humane officer, not a police officer. This is his job description, direct from the North Ridgeville, OH website: “The city employs two part time Humane Officers, who are responsible for enforcing the city and state laws governing the keeping, registration, vaccination, and sanitation of domestic animals.” He’s employed to enforce the state law, so he knew exactly what he was doing.

Please do not let this man walk away unpunished and with his job intact. Make noise. Get the attention of the higher-ups. Sign these petitions. Email or call any of these people: city mayor, district attorney, state attorney general, state senator, state representative, governor, US representative, US senators, or anybody else who has power over the police chief. You can do this even if you don’t live in Ohio.

The lives of five homeless kittens may not seem that important, but officers are not above the law. Barry Accorti could be charged with a felony for his actions if we can get the attention of the people with the authority to make this happen. Please, please, please stand up against animal cruelty and officers who break the law and expect to get away with it.

WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SHOOT KITTENS?!

KITTENS!!!!
This guy needs to go to jail. Or better yet hell. That’s not even human of him.

Isn’t cruelty to animals one of the signs of psychosis? Who’s he going to turn that gun on next?

fuckyeahtattoos: done by Sox at classic tattoo in San Marcos,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:13:33 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

done by Sox at classic tattoo in San Marcos, Texas. about 2 months after it was done

That’s my brother’s work!

Want want want want want.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:32:30 -0500

Want want want want want.

jenn2d2: johntedesco: afternoonsnoozebutton: joshuanguyen: Ar...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:14:43 -0500

jenn2d2:

johntedesco:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

joshuanguyen:

Are we really living in 2013? The Lego ads from the 1980s seem more modern to me.

If you want to find out more about the advent of Lego’s sexist advertising, I’d suggest this video by Feminist Frequency.

Wow.

This makes me so sad. That blonde girl? That could’ve been me. I had that set. If you give kids the space to imagine, they will imagine big - no matter the gender. If you stuff them in a box with only the “right” things, the’ll imagine a lot smaller.

I'm trying to prove something to my imaginary bunny, Harvey.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:49:27 -0500

tempusfidget:

People will reblog just about anything on tumblr.

Pooka often feel unappreciated. This should have more notes!

"And then, in 2010, Marvel Comics presented a Spider-Man (the ‘Ultimate’ version) who was 13 years..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:23:53 -0500

“And then, in 2010, Marvel Comics presented a Spider-Man (the ‘Ultimate’ version) who was 13 years old and brown. To see Spider-Man pulling his mask over a tiny brown chin – to see a boy with short curly hair sticking to the ceiling of his bedroom— well, something happened. Dagim has been Spider-Man for two Halloweens in a row. He takes a bath with his Spider-Man and a toy killer whale. He has Spider-Man toothpaste and a Spider-Man toothbrush. If Spider-Man offered medical coverage, I think he would want that, too.
………….
I thought for a while that my son would never be interested in my comics. I was afraid they would just represent another club he couldn’t join: all those big-jawed white guys with their hair parted to the side. But thanks to Spider-Man, my son imagines himself jumping on giant robots and saving the city. I hear him doing that behind the door of his room.”

- NY Times: A Superhero Who Looks Like My Son (via fyeahlilbit2point0)

Representation matters!

Hanniver Natters

Just wanted to let y’all know that Häagen-Daz makes little individual servings of Sea Salt...

tempusfidget: lazycookies: *rubs eyes* *remembers i’m wearing eye makeup* *scREAMS* Screaming...

Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad: This Is Not Fucking Harmless

Watching Hannibal. Feeling peckish. Get some cheese and...

THE TREASONOUS FIVE: Vote Them Out

thecorsetauthority: lizamezzo: Corsetry by Wyte Phantom. I...

gameofjoss: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Dopplegangland” In honor...

Sam is the best. Where’s the Fuck Yeah Samantha Bee blog?

feministdisney: oliviawhen: What if sleeping beauty became a...

There’s something pleasingly overwritten about the dialogue in Hannibal. Theatrical. Not quite...

Governor Rick Scott on whether paid sick leave is a good idea:

gameofjoss: Firefly, “Our Mrs. Reynolds” <3 x 10,000,000

State Department expected to announce the appointment of Washington lawyer Cliff Sloan to oversee the closure of the controversial Guantanamo detention camp

tempusfidget: ceciliama: Devil’s Food Donuts on @weheartit.com...

aureole-serafina: smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles: cadantineca...

fuckyeahtattoos: done by Sox at classic tattoo in San Marcos,...

Want want want want want.

jenn2d2: johntedesco: afternoonsnoozebutton: joshuanguyen: Ar...

I'm trying to prove something to my imaginary bunny, Harvey.

"And then, in 2010, Marvel Comics presented a Spider-Man (the ‘Ultimate’ version) who was 13 years..."

tempusfidget: lazycookies: rubs eyes remembers i’m wearing eye makeup scREAMS Screaming...