They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster
Really enjoying this letter wherein an NFL Punter for the Vikings yells at a Maryland state delegate.
WHO IS THIS PLAYER THAT I MAY WORSHIP HIM FROM AFAR.
Holy crap, read this letter!
You guys. YOU GUYS. This…this is epic snark in the service of all that is right and good and true. I am way damn impressed.
No, no. I’m fine. Just, y’know. Something in my eye. Allergies. While slicing onions. You know how it is.
